April 30, 2007
Weeding Out Terrorists With A Cubic Zirconia Wedding Set
A cubic zirconia wedding set might seem like a fairly “cheap” and inappropriate gift to offer a bride and groom. At the right wedding, however, a cubic zirconia wedding set might well be just the right sort of gift. What sort of wedding would that be? The writer of the following article describes such a wedding. She explains in detail how a large group of people could benefit from a wedding set that contained fake and not real diamonds. Read below to see how the giving of fake diamonds can work to help the men and women in Homeland Security.
I feel as though I should contact someone in Homeland Security. I have conceived of a way to lure into the open members of terrorists cells, cells that have remained “below the radar” of all routine surveillance. My proposed plan involves use of a cubic zirconia wedding set.
The germ for my idea was planted many months ago. A gentleman who had grown up in a Middle Eastern country suggested that those in search of terrorists ought to start attending Islamic wedding parties. He himself had been a photographer at more than one wedding reception. He had taken photos at receptions hosted by Christians, by Baha’is, by Jews and by Muslims.
Now that gentleman had not seen anyone present the bride and groom with a cubic zirconia wedding set at one of those receptions. He had, however, seen real diamonds in the hands of a man who shared with former terrorists a belief in Sunni doctrines. More importantly, the holder of those diamonds could sometimes be found at wedding receptions. He had put together a group that played music at such receptions.
Evidence does suggest that the terrorists attach a decided level of importance to wedding celebrations. There have been times when terrorists have exploded a bomb at a wedding celebration. If terrorists attach importance to such celebrations, then they might well take time to go to a wedding hosted by a fellow terrorist.
Acting on that hypothesis, a team from Homeland Security ought to send out invitations to an invented wedding reception. That team would of course make all of the arrangements for the entertainment and feeding of guests at such a reception. The team could also plan to have one of the wedding guests bring a cubic zirconia wedding set.
In a reception setting, it would be impossible to differentiate a cubic zirconia wedding set from a wedding set with real diamonds. Therefore, anyone interested in buying or selling diamonds would probably take a second look at a cubic zirconia wedding set. Such a person would no doubt seek to learn where the set had been purchased. The seller of such a set would probably be seen as the possible buyer for some illegally imported diamonds.
The illegal importation of diamonds provides terrorists groups with one important source of revenue. That is why Homeland Security might want to invest in a wedding set that seems to glitter with diamonds. It does not have to be as fancy as sterling silver cubic zirconia jewelry, but it should be able to deceive a person who aims to make money by buying and selling “dirty diamonds.”
In order to ensure the success of this suggested operation, Homeland Security would have already notified one diamond store about their scheme. The store owner could have been told to watch for the appearance of someone who might mention seeing a wedding set at a recent reception. Then if any terrorists/diamond dealers showed up at that diamond store, the store owner could contact Homeland Security.